Eskimos
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Two Eskimos were sitting in their kayak. Both were feeling chilly. |
One says to the other "Look, i'm getting colder by the minute. I need to get warm" |
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The second Eskimo looks toward the shore and spots some branches. "Let's row ashore, pick up some wood and build a fire" he suggests. |
They row ashore and gather wood. The first Eskimo, realising the sun is setting, suggests they build the fire in the kayak and row for home.
They lit a fire in the craft.
The craft sank, proving once and for all that you 'can't have your kayak and heat it'! |
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Ha ha ha....get it? It's a play on words from the saying 'you can't have your cake and eat it' !!!!
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